Holy Shit on a Cracker!


Posted on January 5th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. 2 comments

Holy Shit on a Cracker!

Lookie! I’m being a good
little lass and doing another blog post. I’m told I’m to be rewarded, though I
haven’t been told what that reward will be as of yet. Keeping my fingers
crossed for something thick and juicy. Erm, I’m talking about a steak, pervs!
By the way, I should tell you
my blog title has nothing at all to do with the actual post. Though I did find
crackers doing this . . .
That’s just disturbing. And
that thing’s nose, or snout, or trunk, or whatever it is looks like it should
be between its legs. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
Okay, so here’s the deal. I’m
told people want more of me and that I need to remind everyone where they can
find me.
*cricket, cricket, cricket*
Right. So, just in case . . .
you can find me on Instagram @ theclparker and Twitter @theclparker. You can
also find me on Facebook @ CL Parker. Please be forewarned that I do not
silence anyone on my page, and I will not unless they attack someone directly
or get all morally distorted and shit. Also, know that I post things that can
be edgy. Yes, let’s call it edgy. Which
may or may not (read: usually does) include half naked men, and sometimes
women.
Oh, and if you want to know
what I’m listening to, you can follow me on Spotify – which I’m in LURVE with,
by the way. I post my current project playlist there.
So, there you have it. If you
want me, you know where to find me. And don’t be afraid to say, “I’m your
biggest stalker.” Say it loud and be proud!
FLYAS!
~clp~




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