Jack CL’s Style Winner!!!

Posted on August 27th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. Comments Off on Jack CL’s Style Winner!!!

Jack CL’s Style Winner!!!
Guess what today is … That’s right, RELEASE DAY!!!!
In honor of today, and because I’m crazy busy, I ran a contest for my street team, Parker’s Pimpin’ Posse, to be able to Jack CL’s Style and blog. The following is the winning post from Nikki Thomson.
Pulling up on my vintage Harley, I kill
the engine before approaching the podium, gently pushing CL Parker out of the
What is up my crazy ass, sassy
beotches?!?  I am here to give our
divalicious CL Parker a bit of a break. 
What, with her working the streets so hard these days, her sweet cheeks
are whipped!!  No!  I don’t mean that way! Sheesh!  I mean working with her Street TEAM!  You know, for the imminent release of her new
book?  And there is a porntastic amount
of RELEASE to be had!!!  Wait, whaddya
mean who am I and what am I talking about?? 
Whoa..whoa…WHOA!  Lemme back this
bus up a few stops then.
My name is Dez and my best friend is
Lanie Talbot.  Well, I kinda like her and
shit, so I guess that makes her my best babe.
And she’s one of the most selfless
people I have ever met.
And then, of course, there is Noah Crawford …
And that’s all I’m gonna say ‘bout him
for now.
And throughout it all, this is what
happened to both CL and Lanie, at least as I saw it.
I mean, for reals, this guy danced them
both around a bit.  And so CL, who is
normally like this
Was suddenly like this
But then a wicked funny thing happened…
And then this…
And this…
And thissss…….
And before you know it, my best babe
was hooked, like BIG TIME.
And this was about the time I stopped
watching.  Ok, maybe I peeked, through my
fingers, once or twice.
I mean, could you really blame me?  He IS a specimen, even if I think he’s an
But, despite my warnings, there was a
lot of that.  As in, tons. Often and
repeatedly.  So naturally, there was a
lot of this…

And if you think that is bad, you
should see what CL looks like!
And then there was some of this too….
And I think even Lanie was caught!
So, there you have it.  The natural progression of the creator and
her creation in A Million Dirty Secrets. 
And oh, don’t worry.  You’ll get
some more of me in the next round, A Million Guilty Pleasures.  Cuz I love ya and shit. J 

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