Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming


Posted on August 21st, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. 11 comments

Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming
So I’m a little late on this, but I still had to share. Look at whose mainstream debut made RT Magazine‘s September 2013 issue with the TOP PICK! for Erotic Romance!!!!!
Seriously, when I first saw it via a post to my street team, Parker Pimpin’ Posse, by Chelle Olson, I was like . . .  

*Pay no attention to all themz chinz ;)*
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE . . .
Publisher’s Weekly . . . THE Publisher’s Weekly . . . had this to say about A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS:

“Smoldering sex scenes and a cliffhanger ending will have erotica fans panting for more.”Publishers Weekly

Y’all really want to read it now, right? Please, oh please, oh please read it!!! And you can even get it a day before everyone else!!! True story.
For those of you who may not be aware, Random House (I still get a little giddy whenever I use their name because they’re MY publishing house, what-what?!) is allowing Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Lexington, KY to do a book launch on 8/26/2013 at 7:00 PM EST, which is actually the day BEFORE the official release. I will be there to say a few words and try to make y’all want m’body . . . erm, that is to say my body of work. And I’ll even sign it. P.S. I’ll also be signing boobs, but cleavage only.
If you can’t be there – or if you’re a stalker (okay by me) – I’ll also be making an appearance at Books-A-Million in Louisville, KY on 8/31/2013 at 3:00 PM EST.
And if that still isn’t enough CLP for ya, you can catch me at ScareFest in Lexington, KY 9/13-15th. I’m not the only attraction there. Seriously, it’s one of the nation’s largest horror and paranormal conventions. I’m looking forward to the stargazing, myself.
But iffin’ you can’t make it to any of these places, no worries. You can pick up A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS from your neighborhood bookstore (and if they don’t have it, you should totally demand they carry it), or you can order it online. In fact, you can pre-order both A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS and A MILLION GUILTY PLEASURES now!!! Just go to my website and scroll to the bottom for handy-dandy links to all your favorite retailers.
Stay tuned to this bat channel for more promotional goodness, headed your way. And as always, THANK YOU for your continued support! You have no idea how very much it means.




11 thoughts on “Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming

  1. Awesome post!! Very informative and I know everyone is just waiting to get their hot little hands on you. OOPS! I mean your books!!

  2. According to the arc cover I'm not supposed to review it yet, but I will secretly tell you here that I really enjoyed it. It took me by surprise. Not your writing. I had faith, but erotica. I'm a hardcore paranormal girl. I couldn't make it past 3 chapters of the well known book. You did good, girl. Love ya. I'll see you soon.

  3. Yes, you did good is right! Love this post and your surprised face when Chelle posted it! LOL! FLYAS, bb!

    And for everyone waiting with baited breath to get this book, you will NOT be disappointed! It is fabulous, dahlings!

    • D'awww, Mo! Funny thing is that when I first saw it, I was all alone and it was too early to ring anybody, so I was pacing and talking to myself . . . out loud. LOL! I think I took a mini vacay to the city of Who Should I Wake Up on the isle of This Isn't Really Happening To Me. My psychic tells me I'll be doing a whole lot more traveling. I wonder if these are the sort of trips she's referencing? I've got my bags packed and at the ready by the front door. Bring on the adventures!

  4. I loved this book from the first page! And I know that the rest of the world is going to love you just as much. I promised you, once upon a time, that when I saw your book at my local bookstore I would do a an Irish jig and a Happy Dance and send you the video.
    I've already got the choreography moves set and ready to go!

    You are going to ROCK THIS! Can't wait.
    loveyou. mean it. <3

    • Would the removal of clothes be involved in these dances? If not, I'll kindly ask you NOT to wear a sports bra 😉 And don't think I'm not going to hold you to this video of which you speak, miss. Any chance to get to see your gorgeous face with all those hilarious expressions. Love you. Mean it.

  5. This is an amazing book and I am now, not so patiently waiting for the next!!!I have already started telling everyone I know to keep their eyes out for it!! 🙂

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