The Mechanics of Super Cooch

Posted on September 27th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

Ah, Double Agent Coochie . . . that shameless hussy. While some
may find her silly, immature, and unnecessary, she does serve a purpose to the
story dynamic. Multiple purposes, in fact.

First, she’s the comic relief, and without a comic relief,
the story could get pretty heavy. A virgin auctions her body off to the highest
bidder in an effort to save her dying mother’s life. Heavy stuff, right? Personally,
I like a little hehe-haha with my lip biting and growlies and teary eyes and sniffles
and “ah-come-on!”s.

Second, and probably most important, she makes what Lanie
does, how easily she slips into her role, more believable. We all read stories
where the formula is that of a reluctant heroin placed in a situation where she
must be submissive, but finds she likes it. Right? Well, I never buy into it.
Doesn’t matter how hot the sex is. I need the story to be realistic. The
dilemma I was then faced with was how to make Lanie’s submission and eagerness
seem realistic.

Enter the Cooch.

Cooch is sort of like an alter ego, if you will. Lanie’s
scapegoat. A coping mechanism to help her mentally and emotionally deal with
the situation she’s found herself in.

Double Agent Coochie makes it possible for Lanie to secretly
like the … Read More »


DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT . . .

Posted on September 4th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. 5 comments

Whoa! So it’s been a week since the release of A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS and I feel like I’m the luckiest person in the world. I know that’s a slight exaggeration, but if you’ve been following my Facebook Page, or if you’ve gone out to your local store to pick up a copy of the book, then you know they’re FLYING off the shelves. Like this Target shelf on day #1 of availability. 

^^^EMPTY SHELF THAT HAD TO BE RE-STOCKED^^^

Shut the front door! I think I’m still in shock. And then there was this . . . ALL OVER the place . . .

So I’m feeling like a rock star, right? Because, come on . . . that’s pretty dope! (Do people still say dope?) Not really. I was overwhelmed with emotion. I may have shed a tear or two, but thank goodness, the admin of my street team, Parker’s Pimpin’ Posse, was there. Alicia Justice and her bohunk, Joshua Young, drove all the way to my humble abode to keep me in line on release day. They run Jitterbug PR, so they’re pretty adept at handling this sort of thing. Bless them. They’re the real rock stars.

And speaking of rocking, … Read More »


Jack CL’s Style Winner!!!

Posted on August 27th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. Comments Off on Jack CL’s Style Winner!!!

Guess what today is … That’s right, RELEASE DAY!!!!

In honor of today, and because I’m crazy busy, I ran a contest for my street team, Parker’s Pimpin’ Posse, to be able to Jack CL’s Style and blog. The following is the winning post from Nikki Thomson.

Pulling up on my vintage Harley, I kill
the engine before approaching the podium, gently pushing CL Parker out of the
way.

What is up my crazy ass, sassy
beotches?!?  I am here to give our
divalicious CL Parker a bit of a break. 
What, with her working the streets so hard these days, her sweet cheeks
are whipped!!  No!  I don’t mean that way! Sheesh!  I mean working with her Street TEAM!  You know, for the imminent release of her new
book?  And there is a porntastic amount
of RELEASE to be had!!!  Wait, whaddya
mean who am I and what am I talking about?? 
Whoa..whoa…WHOA!  Lemme back this
bus up a few stops then.

My name is Dez and my best friend is
Lanie Talbot.  Well, I kinda like her and
shit, so I guess that makes her my best babe.

And she’s one of the most selfless
people I have ever met.

And then, of course, there is Noah Crawford …

And that’s all I’m gonna say ‘bout him
for now.

And throughout it … Read More »


Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming

Posted on August 21st, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. 11 comments

So I’m a little late on this, but I still had to share. Look at whose mainstream debut made RT Magazine‘s September 2013 issue with the TOP PICK! for Erotic Romance!!!!!

Seriously, when I first saw it via a post to my street team, Parker Pimpin’ Posse, by Chelle Olson, I was like . . .  

*Pay no attention to all themz chinz ;)*

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE . . .

Publisher’s Weekly . . . THE Publisher’s Weekly . . . had this to say about A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS:

“Smoldering sex scenes and a cliffhanger ending will have erotica fans panting for more.”—Publishers Weekly

Y’all really want to read it now, right? Please, oh please, oh please read it!!! And you can even get it a day before everyone else!!! True story.

For those of you who may not be aware, Random House (I still get a little giddy whenever I use their name because they’re MY publishing house, what-what?!) is allowing Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Lexington, KY to do a book launch on 8/26/2013 at 7:00 PM EST, which is actually the day BEFORE the official release. I will be there to say a few words and try to make y’all want m’body . … Read More »


Your New Book Boyfriend: Noah Crawford

Posted on July 17th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

Do you know Noah Crawford from my newest series, Million Dollar Duet? Would you like to get to know him before anyone else? Well, you can. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Duet, let me give you an introduction. 

Noah Crawford is a drop-dead gorgeous business mogul who has virtually everything he wants – everything, that is, except a woman to satisfy his most basic physical needs. But after things with his ex went south and left him with an irreparable broken heart, Noah isn’t looking to get involved in a serious relationship ever again. Which is why he jumps at the opportunity to enter into a two-year contract with Lanie Talbot, a sexy 24-year-old virgin who, in exchange for $2 million, has agreed to make herself available to him whenever and however he wants. Both may have their own reasons for signing onto the terms, but what neither of them ever expected was to fall in love. Now, they’ll have to attempt to keep the truth of their relationship from everyone else, including Lanie’s family and a business partner whose goal is to take everything Noah holds dear.

Get to know Noah before the rest of the world … Read More »