Tag: Parker’s Pimpin’ Posse

Jack CL’s Style Winner!!!

Posted on August 27th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. Comments Off on Jack CL’s Style Winner!!!

Guess what today is … That’s right, RELEASE DAY!!!!

In honor of today, and because I’m crazy busy, I ran a contest for my street team, Parker’s Pimpin’ Posse, to be able to Jack CL’s Style and blog. The following is the winning post from Nikki Thomson.

Pulling up on my vintage Harley, I kill
the engine before approaching the podium, gently pushing CL Parker out of the
way.

What is up my crazy ass, sassy
beotches?!?  I am here to give our
divalicious CL Parker a bit of a break. 
What, with her working the streets so hard these days, her sweet cheeks
are whipped!!  No!  I don’t mean that way! Sheesh!  I mean working with her Street TEAM!  You know, for the imminent release of her new
book?  And there is a porntastic amount
of RELEASE to be had!!!  Wait, whaddya
mean who am I and what am I talking about?? 
Whoa..whoa…WHOA!  Lemme back this
bus up a few stops then.

My name is Dez and my best friend is
Lanie Talbot.  Well, I kinda like her and
shit, so I guess that makes her my best babe.

And she’s one of the most selfless
people I have ever met.

And then, of course, there is Noah Crawford …

And that’s all I’m gonna say ‘bout him
for now.

And throughout it … Read More »


Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming

Posted on August 21st, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. 11 comments

So I’m a little late on this, but I still had to share. Look at whose mainstream debut made RT Magazine‘s September 2013 issue with the TOP PICK! for Erotic Romance!!!!!

Seriously, when I first saw it via a post to my street team, Parker Pimpin’ Posse, by Chelle Olson, I was like . . .  

*Pay no attention to all themz chinz ;)*

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE . . .

Publisher’s Weekly . . . THE Publisher’s Weekly . . . had this to say about A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS:

“Smoldering sex scenes and a cliffhanger ending will have erotica fans panting for more.”—Publishers Weekly

Y’all really want to read it now, right? Please, oh please, oh please read it!!! And you can even get it a day before everyone else!!! True story.

For those of you who may not be aware, Random House (I still get a little giddy whenever I use their name because they’re MY publishing house, what-what?!) is allowing Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Lexington, KY to do a book launch on 8/26/2013 at 7:00 PM EST, which is actually the day BEFORE the official release. I will be there to say a few words and try to make y’all want m’body . … Read More »


Do You Have What It Takes?

Posted on June 26th, by C.L. Parker in Uncategorized. Comments Off on Do You Have What It Takes?

*climbs onto boulder with bullhorn at the ready, a screeching sound piercing the air when it keys up*

Attention, please? My street team, Parker’s Pimpin’ Posse (P3), is currently recruiting new members. I’d like to introduce you to P3’s admin, Alicia Justice, and co-admins, Jb Ramos and Maureen Morgan. I’ll turn it over to Alicia now.

*Ali takes bullhorn and steps up, cheer captain’s smile in place*

For those of you who might not know, a street team consists of an elite selection of diehard pimpsters who are gung-ho when it comes to spreading the word about an author and his/her work. With the upcoming release of the Million Dollar Duet, we want to be sure we have a strong team in place and raring to go well before the drop date for A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS. It’s not all work, though. We have a lot of fun in P3. To ensure we have a well-rounded experience, we’ve opted for an application process. If you’re interested, please complete the application here or below, fully. Don’t be afraid to brag on yourself a bit and really show us what you’ll bring to the table – long fur coat, cane, pimp hat, and all. This … Read More »